a grandmother, a mother, and a daughter walk into a bar. she orders one drink
given my follower count and the number of days in a year its way more than reasonable to assume that it’s one of your birthdays today
happy birthday whoever you are
[sings ‘drunk in love’ while reading chapter fifty five]
MY HEART GROWS THREE SIZES EVERY TIME LOUIS CHANGES THE SUBJECT AND TELLS THE INTERVIEWER TO EFFECTIVELY FUCK OFF WHEN THEY ASK ABOUT HARRY’S LOVE LIFE
the internal struggle of wanting to watch a movie but also wanting to listen to music
“we’re gonna party like it’s 1999!” sings the thirteen year old girl.
suddenly, she finds herself turning into a fetus.
she is trapped inside her mother’s womb.
the party has begun.
“men can’t be raped!”
“men always want sex!”
“men can always defend themselves!”
“men can’t control their urge to rape women!”
“men are inherently sexist!”